His Exciting Jerk

His Exciting Jerk desperately craved for a big sponge to smash. It might have been a fairly bizarre idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be epic. A big sponge would be the chosen thing.

His Exciting Jerk desperately needed a computer that they would experiment on. This might appear to be a surprising undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a computer being the chosen thing.

His Exciting Jerk desired a teapot that they sometimes worship. It might have been a peculiar thought, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a teapot was the thing that was opted for.

His Exciting Jerk needed a bottle of coke that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was a peculiar exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke being the thing selected.

His Exciting Jerk searched for a big sponge that they liked to experiment on. One might say this is a fairly funny activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

His Exciting Jerk desperately searched for a computer that they would throw. This could be considered a fairly odd thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a computer of all things.