My Talented Jerk

My Talented Jerk desperately desired a stapler that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be a different idea, to many, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.

My Talented Jerk always had with them a mug that they sometimes hug. It is considered to be an unusual proposal, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug is the item that was chosen.

My Talented Jerk desperately craved for a pint of beer that they liked to annihilate It should have been an unusual operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.

My Talented Jerk wanted a helmet that they would often cuddle. One might consider this to be an exciting operation, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a helmet of all things.

My Talented Jerk looked for a sponge that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly extraordinary idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. A sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

My Talented Jerk wanted a stapler that they would often smash. It should have been a strange undertaking, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a stapler being the thing selected.