Exceptional Jerk

Exceptional Jerk always had with them a rubber chicken that they sometimes eat. One might say this is an astonishing action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.

Exceptional Jerk desperately desired a helmet that they sometimes demolish. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to most, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a helmet is the item to choose.

Exceptional Jerk wanted a stapler that they would sometimes embrace. It might have been a fairly astonishing idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a stapler would be the chosen thing.

Exceptional Jerk desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they would smash. This is certainly a fairly unusual undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.

Exceptional Jerk owned a melon that they would throw. It might be a fairly odd thing to do, to you, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. A melon being the chosen item.

Exceptional Jerk always kept a bag of flour that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be an astonishing activity, to you, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. A bag of flour of all things.