Her Brainy Jerk

Her Brainy Jerk desperately wanted a spade that they would demolish. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be wonderful. A spade would be the item that was selected.

Her Brainy Jerk found a rubber johnny that they would occasionally worship. It is an unusual idea, to me, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

Her Brainy Jerk had a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally eat. It is considered to be a surprising activity, to some, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen thing.

Her Brainy Jerk desperately needed a ball that they liked to embrace. One might say this is a fairly odd suggestion, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a ball is the thing to opt for.

Her Brainy Jerk wanted a stapler to smash. It was considered to be a strange thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

Her Brainy Jerk always kept a sword that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Who would have thought, a sword was the item that was opted for.