Her Red Jerk

Her Red Jerk always carried a block of cheese that they sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a curious thing to do, to you, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.

Her Red Jerk always carried a cucumber that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a weird and wonderful proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a cucumber was the thing that was chosen.

Her Red Jerk desperately desired a bottle of beer that they sometimes embrace. This could be considered a fairly odd activity, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.

Her Red Jerk had a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be a bizarre idea, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball is the item to select.

Her Red Jerk searched for a hat that they would often sleep with. It might be a fairly surprising operation, to me, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a hat being the item selected.

Her Red Jerk always carried a wig that they would often throw. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.