Her Round Jerk

Her Round Jerk needed a melon that they would put on his head. It should have been a fairly original proposal, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a melon was the chosen thing.

Her Round Jerk always kept a mug that they would occasionally share. It should be a curious proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a mug being the item opted for.

Her Round Jerk desperately looked for a bottle of beer to rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the item that was chosen.

Her Round Jerk found a bag of poop that they would occasionally experiment on. One might say this is a fairly different approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be amazing. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Round Jerk always carried a ball that they liked to smash. It should have been a fairly original thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a ball is the thing to choose.

Her Round Jerk owned a radiator that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would be a fairly bizarre proposal, to most, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a radiator being the chosen thing.