My Weary Jerk

My Weary Jerk always kept a bag of flour that they liked to demolish. One might find this to be an odd exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour being the thing selected.

My Weary Jerk found a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes break. This is certainly a weird thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

My Weary Jerk desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would often try to balance on their head. This could be considered a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

My Weary Jerk had a pencil sharpener that they would try to nail to the wall. This is certainly an odd idea, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the item to select.

My Weary Jerk always kept a pencil sharpener to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an astonishing action, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be wonderful. Honestly, a pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.

My Weary Jerk had a Harry Potter wand to try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly original suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to opt for.