The Angry Jerk

The Angry Jerk craved for a sponge that they would occasionally hug. It might be a surprising idea, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

The Angry Jerk owned a piece of paper that they sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly unusual suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a piece of paper would be the item that was chosen.

The Angry Jerk desperately craved for a bag of flour that they would often embrace. It would be a peculiar exercise, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour is the item to choose.

The Angry Jerk always carried a little monkey that they liked to eat. It is a weird proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a little monkey would be the thing that was selected.

The Angry Jerk desired a bag of poop that they would rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly surprising thing to do, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.

The Angry Jerk carried a hat that they would occasionally demolish. This seems to be a fairly strange thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a hat being the thing opted for.