A Troubled Jerk

A Troubled Jerk always had with them a wig to rub on his belly. It should have been an unusual activity, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. A wig is the thing that was chosen.

A Troubled Jerk always had with them a pen that they would throw. It is considered to be a strange activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a pen is the thing to opt for.

A Troubled Jerk needed a wig that they would cuddle. This is certainly a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is fun. Strangely, a wig would be the item that was chosen.

A Troubled Jerk searched for a sponge that they liked to put down their trousers. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising idea, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a sponge being the chosen thing.

A Troubled Jerk craved for a bottle of beer to break. This seems a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the item to select.

A Troubled Jerk desperately wanted a tomato to smash. This might appear to be an exciting thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato would be the item that was opted for.