Nervous Jerk

Nervous Jerk desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would often share. It should be a new suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

Nervous Jerk searched for a rubber johnny to play with. It would be a fairly original activity, to many, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

Nervous Jerk desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a surprising exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. A sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

Nervous Jerk looked for a bottle of wine that they sometimes sleep with. It is a bizarre idea, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a bottle of wine was the thing that was selected.

Nervous Jerk looked for a sword that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly original idea, to most, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a sword is the item to opt for.

Nervous Jerk had a pen that they would often play with. It might have been a curious thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a pen is the thing that was chosen.