A Grumpy Jerk

A Grumpy Jerk looked for a lava lamp that they would occasionally throw. It is considered to be a fairly odd thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.

A Grumpy Jerk desperately searched for a radiator that they would cuddle. One might find this to be a peculiar exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator is the thing to select.

A Grumpy Jerk carried a ball to annihilate This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a ball would be the item chosen.

A Grumpy Jerk wanted a sack of potatoes that they would often sit and look at. It should be an extraordinary suggestion, to many, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item to choose.

A Grumpy Jerk had a can of coke that they would drop. It is a fairly extraordinary action, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was breathtaking. A can of coke being the chosen thing.

A Grumpy Jerk desired a set of lego that they liked to embrace. One might consider this to be an exciting proposal, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a set of lego is the thing to choose.