The Angry Jerk

The Angry Jerk found a little monkey that they sometimes annihilate This is certainly an odd suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey was the item that was selected.

The Angry Jerk desperately wanted a block of cheese that they would insert somewhere. It was considered to be an odd proposal, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.

The Angry Jerk owned a piece of paper that they would often share. It should be a peculiar approach to life, to most, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Honestly, a piece of paper was the thing that was chosen.

The Angry Jerk desperately searched for a custard pie that they would insert somewhere. It might be a fairly strange thought, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a custard pie would be the item chosen.

The Angry Jerk craved for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was a bizarre activity, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was sublime. A bottle of beer is the thing to select.

The Angry Jerk desperately needed a cheese grater that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.