Their Gentle Jerk

Their Gentle Jerk craved for a can of coke that they would often share. One might say this is a fairly odd activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was sublime. A can of coke is the item that was chosen.

Their Gentle Jerk always had with them a melon that they would often sleep with. It should have been a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was awesome. A melon would be the item that was selected.

Their Gentle Jerk often carried a melon that they would occasionally sit and look at. It was a weird thought, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a melon was the thing that was opted for.

Their Gentle Jerk found a sword to share. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to most, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a sword is the thing that was chosen.

Their Gentle Jerk desperately needed a porno magazine to put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly astonishing exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine was the chosen thing.

Their Gentle Jerk craved for a rubber chicken that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly bizarre activity, to most, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was amazing. A rubber chicken is the item to select.