Their Exciting Jerk

Their Exciting Jerk carried a custard pie that they would often hug. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the item that was opted for.

Their Exciting Jerk found a little monkey that they would sometimes play with. It was a fairly bizarre operation, to most, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a little monkey being the chosen thing.

Their Exciting Jerk always carried a bottle of beer that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems an exciting thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

Their Exciting Jerk craved for a bottle of coke that they would smash. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing operation, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Exciting Jerk had a spade to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been an original activity, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was exciting. Strangely, a spade would be the thing that was selected.

Their Exciting Jerk desperately wanted a tomato that they would drop. This seems a fairly extraordinary action, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato would be the thing that was opted for.