A Worrisome Jerk

A Worrisome Jerk desperately craved for a tomato that they would smash. One might consider this to be an astonishing operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was epic. A tomato of all things.

A Worrisome Jerk desperately craved for a stretchman that they would put on his head. It is a fairly funny idea, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the item that was opted for.

A Worrisome Jerk looked for a bat to put in the bath with him. It is a fairly astonishing thing to do, to many, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be exciting. Remarkably, a bat being the chosen item.

A Worrisome Jerk needed a teapot that they would occasionally play with. It would be a weird and wonderful exercise, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a teapot being the chosen item.

A Worrisome Jerk always carried a pint of beer that they would often hug. One might say this is a fairly funny thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

A Worrisome Jerk always kept a chocolate bar that they would sometimes demolish. It should have been a new proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. Strangely, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.