The Red Jerk

The Red Jerk found a can of coke that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is an odd thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke was the item that was opted for.

The Red Jerk often carried a stapler that they would sometimes throw. It is considered to be an unusual operation, to you, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be miraculous. Honestly, a stapler was the thing that was opted for.

The Red Jerk desperately craved for a little monkey that they would drop. It was an original thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a little monkey is the item to opt for.

The Red Jerk wanted a cup that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly original idea, to me, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a cup is the item to choose.

The Red Jerk searched for a teapot that they would often sit and look at. It should be a peculiar thought, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a teapot was the item that was opted for.

The Red Jerk often carried a sponge to throw. It would have been a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a sponge is the item that was chosen.