My Lonely Jerk

My Lonely Jerk desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should have been an astonishing suggestion, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball is the item to choose.

My Lonely Jerk desperately needed a cheese grater to try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly curious approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

My Lonely Jerk desperately looked for a crown that they sometimes annihilate It is a fairly surprising thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a crown was the thing that was opted for.

My Lonely Jerk had a cup that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly curious suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a cup having that done to it

My Lonely Jerk had a teapot that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems a strange suggestion, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a teapot was the thing that was opted for.

My Lonely Jerk always kept a sack of potatoes that they liked to sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly new exercise, to many, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.