My Different Jerk

My Different Jerk needed a piece of paper that they liked to cuddle. It was a curious proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper is the item to opt for.

My Different Jerk carried a radiator that they would sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly odd thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a radiator would be the chosen thing.

My Different Jerk always carried a set of lego that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a set of lego was the item that was chosen.

My Different Jerk always had with them a can of Tango that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly exciting action, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a can of Tango is the thing to select.

My Different Jerk desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would insert somewhere. It was considered to be a curious proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered it would be epic. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.

My Different Jerk found a sack of potatoes that they sometimes demolish. This is certainly a fairly curious idea, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was chosen.