The Bum Loving Jerk

The Bum Loving Jerk always kept a melon to sit and look at. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon is the thing to opt for.

The Bum Loving Jerk desperately desired a cucumber that they would sometimes eat. It might be a new thought, to you, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a cucumber would be the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Jerk always had with them a magic 8 ball that they would often cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly new thought, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball would be the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Jerk always kept a radiator that they would put in the bath with him. It was a curious activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was miraculous. Remarkably, a radiator is the thing that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Jerk desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they would occasionally worship. It might be an exciting idea, to many, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.

The Bum Loving Jerk craved for a spade that they would sometimes worship. This might appear to be an original undertaking, to me, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a spade of all things.