My Careful Jerk

My Careful Jerk desperately needed a big sponge that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might have been a bizarre action, to me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a big sponge is the thing to opt for.

My Careful Jerk desperately craved for a bottle of wine to put down their trousers. It should have been an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.

My Careful Jerk desperately searched for a computer that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a computer would be the thing that was chosen.

My Careful Jerk owned a sponge that they would occasionally cuddle. It would be a weird thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a sponge would be the item that was opted for.

My Careful Jerk desperately wanted a pint of beer to eat. It might be a fairly surprising activity, to you, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a pint of beer was the chosen item.

My Careful Jerk looked for a lava lamp that they liked to play with. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp being the thing selected.