The Determined Jerk

The Determined Jerk desired a pencil sharpener to break. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was selected.

The Determined Jerk desperately needed a pint of beer that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

The Determined Jerk looked for a big sponge that they sometimes break. This seems a fairly original thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was epic. A big sponge is the item that was chosen.

The Determined Jerk desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would sometimes hug. It was considered to be a fairly surprising action, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A pint of cider being the item opted for.

The Determined Jerk found a stapler that they would sometimes break. It would have been a fairly odd idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a stapler would be the item that was selected.

The Determined Jerk desired a hat that they would sometimes play with. This seems a fairly weird approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a hat of all things.