My Magical Jerk

My Magical Jerk needed a helmet that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly bizarre proposal, to me, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a helmet was the item that was chosen.

My Magical Jerk desperately wanted a teapot to put down their trousers. This seems a weird and wonderful proposal, to some, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a teapot would be the item chosen.

My Magical Jerk desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they would often sleep with. It was a fairly bizarre activity, to many, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was selected.

My Magical Jerk desperately wanted a set of lego that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a bizarre undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be entertaining. Honestly, a set of lego would be the item chosen.

My Magical Jerk always carried a bag of flour that they would experiment on. It is considered to be an odd approach to life, to you, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a bag of flour was the item that was selected.

My Magical Jerk searched for a piece of paper that they would sometimes hug. This might appear to be an original suggestion, to many, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.