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in #jerk2 months ago

The Yellow Jerk desperately searched for a tomato that they would sometimes drop. It should be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a tomato being the chosen thing.

The Yellow Jerk searched for a rubber chicken to demolish. It might be an exciting operation, to you, but not to the Jerk, who considered it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.

The Yellow Jerk often carried a bottle of beer that they would sometimes hug. It might be a surprising idea, to me, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.

The Yellow Jerk always had with them a bag of flour that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly peculiar activity, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be wonderous. Honestly, a bag of flour would be the item that was chosen.

The Yellow Jerk often carried a helmet that they would try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly strange suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a helmet would be the thing that was selected.

The Yellow Jerk carried a can of Dr Pepper to smash. This seems a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

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