His Depressed King

His Depressed King had a stretchman to play with. It should have been a surprising activity, to me, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea is awesome. A stretchman being the item opted for.

His Depressed King desperately looked for a set of lego that they would occasionally break. One might say this is an original undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who thinks that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego of all things.

His Depressed King often carried a pen that they would sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a fairly original idea, to me, but not to the King, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. A pen was the chosen thing.

His Depressed King desperately searched for a cup that they would embrace. This might appear to be a fairly new activity, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who thought that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a cup being the chosen thing.

His Depressed King searched for a bottle of wine that they liked to eat. It should be a different exercise, to me, but not to the King, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

His Depressed King carried a bat that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a new undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who assumed it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a bat would be the thing that was selected.