The Crazy King

The Crazy King desperately needed a piece of paper that they sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been a surprising operation, to my mum, but not to the King, who expected it would be fun. Strangely, a piece of paper was the item that was opted for.

The Crazy King looked for a chocolate bar that they liked to sit and look at. It might be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was opted for.

The Crazy King desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they would sit and look at. It should be a curious suggestion, to me, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.

The Crazy King owned a rubber chicken that they would eat. It should have been an unusual action, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who thinks it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

The Crazy King often carried a tomato that they liked to insert somewhere. It is considered to be a bizarre idea, to my mum, but not to the King, who thought that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

The Crazy King craved for a pint of cider to put on his head. This seems to be a fairly funny undertaking, to you, but not to the King, who considered that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.