A Lovely King

A Lovely King desired a dildo that they would embrace. It might have been a new thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the thing to select.

A Lovely King found a wig that they would occasionally worship. One might find this to be a fairly funny exercise, to my mum, but not to the King, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a wig being the item opted for.

A Lovely King desperately desired a computer that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly odd activity, to me, but not to the King, who feels that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a computer was the chosen thing.

A Lovely King looked for a sack of potatoes that they would share. It was an exciting undertaking, to some, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item to choose.

A Lovely King desperately searched for a pint of beer that they liked to throw. This seems a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who considered it would be awesome. Honestly, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.

A Lovely King needed a set of lego that they would occasionally smash. It should be a fairly unusual proposal, to many, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego was the thing that was opted for.