His Scary King

His Scary King always carried a piece of paper that they would occasionally drop. It would have been a fairly original thought, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who feels that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the item that was selected.

His Scary King desperately desired a can of Tango that they would often demolish. One might say this is a fairly original suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.

His Scary King had a magic 8 ball that they sometimes experiment on. It would be a different action, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

His Scary King looked for a chocolate bar that they would often put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly strange activity, to some, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was selected.

His Scary King needed a set of lego that they would occasionally demolish. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary proposal, to most, but not to the King, who expected that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a set of lego was the thing that was chosen.

His Scary King needed a pencil sharpener that they liked to sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly odd approach to life, to some, but not to the King, who expected that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a pencil sharpener is the thing to select.