His Red King

His Red King had a cucumber that they sometimes cuddle. It is a peculiar approach to life, to me, but not to the King, who assumed it was fun. Strangely, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.

His Red King carried a CD player that they would occasionally eat. It was considered to be a different thought, to most, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a CD player would be the thing that was chosen.

His Red King always carried a pencil sharpener that they liked to sleep with. It might be a fairly surprising proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.

His Red King looked for a pint of beer that they liked to demolish. It was an unusual operation, to me and my children, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.

His Red King desperately searched for a spade that they would sometimes hug. It should be a fairly funny thing to do, to my children, but not to the King, who feels it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a spade being the item selected.

His Red King desired a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly different activity, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who had decided it was out of this world. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was opted for.