The Lonely King

The Lonely King searched for a porno magazine that they would occasionally worship. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to most, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a porno magazine is the item to select.

The Lonely King found a porno magazine that they liked to put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly original approach to life, to my dad, but not to the King, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a porno magazine of all things.

The Lonely King desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly bizarre exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.

The Lonely King carried a bottle of coke that they would occasionally share. It would have been a fairly different thought, to me, but not to the King, who expected that the idea was spectacular. A bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

The Lonely King searched for a ball to put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly unusual suggestion, to some, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a ball is the thing to opt for.

The Lonely King desired a bag of flour that they liked to put on his head. It would be an extraordinary approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour would be the item that was opted for.