My Anxious King

My Anxious King looked for a cucumber that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly exciting approach to life, to my mum, but not to the King, who had decided it would be entertaining. Honestly, a cucumber being the item selected.

My Anxious King found a cheese grater that they sometimes worship. It would be a different activity, to most, but not to the King, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a cheese grater of all things.

My Anxious King looked for a pint of cider that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly peculiar proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

My Anxious King desperately looked for a helmet that they would sometimes embrace. It might be a fairly surprising activity, to my mum, but not to the King, who feels that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a helmet being the chosen item.

My Anxious King owned a lava lamp to put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly strange thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the item to select.

My Anxious King often carried a radiator that they would sometimes embrace. It would be an unusual thought, to me and my children, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea was fun. A radiator would be the thing that was opted for.