The Crypting King

The Crypting King craved for a pint of cider to sleep with. It should be a curious undertaking, to my dad, but not to the King, who expected it would be epic. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

The Crypting King desired a sword that they sometimes share. This could be considered a peculiar operation, to some, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the item that was opted for.

The Crypting King desperately searched for a crown that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly weird action, to many, but not to the King, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a crown of all things.

The Crypting King desperately looked for a can of Tango to embrace. This seems a weird activity, to my grandma, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango being the chosen item.

The Crypting King often carried a pint of beer that they liked to experiment on. It should have been a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.

The Crypting King looked for a Harry Potter wand to put up their bum. One might find this to be a surprising operation, to some, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was chosen.