Her Lovely King

Her Lovely King always carried a sponge that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might be a different activity, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who feels that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a sponge would be the item that was chosen.

Her Lovely King always had with them a pint of beer that they would sometimes share. It should have been an unusual action, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who expected it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.

Her Lovely King desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they liked to drop. It should be a fairly odd thought, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who assumed it was wonderous. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.

Her Lovely King craved for a toilet brush that they would sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly odd thought, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a toilet brush is the thing to select.

Her Lovely King desperately wanted a crown that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly an astonishing suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who thought it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown being the chosen thing.

Her Lovely King desperately needed a teapot that they would often embrace. This could be considered a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my dad, but not to the King, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a teapot being the thing opted for.