His Handsome King

His Handsome King desperately wanted a bat that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly curious action, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who felt it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a bat would be the item that was chosen.

His Handsome King desperately craved for a crown that they would often smash. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to some, but not to the King, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a crown was the thing that was chosen.

His Handsome King desperately desired a block of cheese that they would often break. It would have been an odd idea, to my children, but not to the King, who expected that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a block of cheese being the item selected.

His Handsome King desperately desired a wig that they liked to hug. One might say this is a fairly funny exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a wig of all things.

His Handsome King desperately needed a pint of beer that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a fairly unusual operation, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

His Handsome King desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they would often demolish. It was a fairly astonishing thought, to me, but not to the King, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.