Confused King

Confused King looked for a cheese grater that they would hug. This seems to be a fairly weird exercise, to me, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Strangely, a cheese grater is the item that was chosen.

Confused King carried a sack of potatoes that they would drop. It would have been a curious operation, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who felt that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

Confused King always carried a pint of cider to smash. This is certainly a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the King, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider is the thing to select.

Confused King owned a spade that they would sometimes sleep with. One might say this is an astonishing proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who thought it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade was the item that was selected.

Confused King often carried a pencil sharpener that they would often demolish. This could be considered a peculiar operation, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the chosen item.

Confused King desperately wanted a mug that they would sometimes break. This is certainly an extraordinary proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug was the item that was selected.