The Bum Loving King

The Bum Loving King found a stretchman that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly surprising undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea was exciting. A stretchman would be the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving King desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would occasionally throw. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising action, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who expected that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper being the thing opted for.

The Bum Loving King needed a CD player that they would occasionally eat. It is a somewhat surprising exercise, to my dad, but not to the King, who expected that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a CD player being the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving King had a block of cheese that they would often sleep with. It should be a fairly funny exercise, to most, but not to the King, who expected it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.

The Bum Loving King wanted a bottle of beer that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly strange activity, to many, but not to the King, who assumed it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

The Bum Loving King desired a spade that they would sometimes play with. It might be a fairly original exercise, to me, but not to the King, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a spade was the item that was selected.