The Confused King

The Confused King desperately desired a computer that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my children, but not to the King, who feels that this idea is sublime. A computer was the chosen thing.

The Confused King desperately desired a big sponge that they liked to embrace. This seems to be a fairly funny proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who expected that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a big sponge being the chosen item.

The Confused King found a condom to annihilate This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who thought it was sublime. A condom being the thing opted for.

The Confused King often carried a pen that they would often sit and look at. It is considered to be an exciting thought, to you and me, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a pen would be the thing that was chosen.

The Confused King desperately searched for a toilet brush to rub on his belly. It would be a fairly astonishing action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush of all things.

The Confused King desperately searched for a set square that they would sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered a weird exercise, to you and me, but not to the King, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a set square would be the item that was chosen.