The Purple King

The Purple King always carried a wig to put down their trousers. This seems to be a different thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who thought that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.

The Purple King always carried a helmet that they would often annihilate One might say this is a surprising approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet being the chosen thing.

The Purple King needed a stapler that they liked to sleep with. It might be a different activity, to my dad, but not to the King, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a stapler is the item that was chosen.

The Purple King often carried a pen that they would hug. It should have been a fairly original operation, to you and me, but not to the King, who thought it was fun. Who would have thought, a pen would be the thing that was chosen.

The Purple King looked for a bottle of wine that they would often sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly odd operation, to you, but not to the King, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine was the item that was selected.

The Purple King desired a teapot that they sometimes demolish. It would have been an extraordinary idea, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a teapot was the chosen thing.