The Confused King

The Confused King craved for a rubber chicken that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be an unusual operation, to my mum, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.

The Confused King always carried a sponge to throw. This seems a fairly surprising idea, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. A sponge is the thing to choose.

The Confused King needed a teapot that they liked to drop. This is certainly a surprising thing to do, to my mum, but not to the King, who had decided it would be simply life. A teapot was the item that was selected.

The Confused King always carried a spade that they sometimes embrace. This is certainly a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who thought it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade is the item to choose.

The Confused King always carried a bag of flour that they would often put on his head. This seems a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who feels it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour would be the thing that was selected.

The Confused King desperately craved for a CD player that they liked to put on his head. This could be considered a strange operation, to me and my children, but not to the King, who thinks it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a CD player is the item to choose.