The Exciting King

The Exciting King needed a bat that they would sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a fairly odd proposal, to my children, but not to the King, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. A bat would be the thing that was chosen.

The Exciting King had a stretchman that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly an exciting thing to do, to many, but not to the King, who thinks it would be epic. Bizarrely, a stretchman is the thing that was chosen.

The Exciting King often carried a pen that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was an extraordinary operation, to most, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was simply life. A pen was the chosen thing.

The Exciting King looked for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes smash. It is a fairly weird action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon would be the item that was chosen.

The Exciting King searched for a cup that they would sometimes drop. This seems to be a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a cup of all things.

The Exciting King desperately searched for a stretchman that they sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a fairly unusual suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the King, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a stretchman being the item selected.