His Jolly King

His Jolly King desperately craved for a hat that they sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be an unusual undertaking, to you and me, but not to the King, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. A hat having that done to it

His Jolly King had a pencil sharpener that they would often smash. It is a fairly odd thought, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who expected it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.

His Jolly King desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would occasionally embrace. This seems to be a fairly funny thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a bottle of wine being the chosen thing.

His Jolly King needed a melon that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly funny suggestion, to some, but not to the King, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a melon being the chosen item.

His Jolly King always carried a set square that they would often put down their trousers. This seems a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who felt it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a set square would be the item that was selected.

His Jolly King desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would sometimes worship. It should be a fairly extraordinary operation, to you, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper was the thing that was selected.