Ugly King

Ugly King desired a bottle of beer that they would break. One might find this to be a peculiar proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.

Ugly King always kept a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems an extraordinary exercise, to some, but not to the King, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

Ugly King desperately desired a bottle of beer that they would occasionally play with. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to my mum, but not to the King, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

Ugly King desired a painting of a melon that they sometimes hug. It might have been a weird and wonderful operation, to you, but not to the King, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a painting of a melon was the item that was selected.

Ugly King found a cup that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly funny proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a cup was the item that was chosen.

Ugly King had a bottle of coke that they sometimes sleep with. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, but not to the King, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a bottle of coke was the item that was selected.