The Adorable King

The Adorable King looked for a piece of paper to play with. This seems a bizarre activity, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who thinks it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a piece of paper was the item that was opted for.

The Adorable King desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would hug. It would be a curious thing to do, to my children, but not to the King, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

The Adorable King always carried a magic 8 ball to break. It should have been a fairly weird activity, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.

The Adorable King desperately searched for a wig that they would often demolish. One might consider this to be an odd proposal, to my dad, but not to the King, who assumed it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.

The Adorable King had a rubber chicken that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is a fairly exciting suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the King, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.

The Adorable King wanted a cucumber that they would try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a funny idea, to you, but not to the King, who assumed it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber was the item that was selected.