My Tired King

My Tired King desired a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally hug. One might say this is a fairly curious undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.

My Tired King always had with them a lava lamp that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly weird thought, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who feels that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.

My Tired King desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly new idea, to me and my children, but not to the King, who considered that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

My Tired King owned a melon that they would experiment on. It was a peculiar exercise, to me, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a melon was the thing that was chosen.

My Tired King desperately wanted a crown that they would sometimes smash. This seems to be a fairly weird thought, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a crown is the item to choose.

My Tired King desperately wanted a can of coke that they would occasionally demolish. One might say this is a fairly peculiar action, to me and my children, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a can of coke is the item that was chosen.