The Stupid King

The Stupid King always carried a hat that they would occasionally break. It would be a curious approach to life, to most, but not to the King, who felt that this idea was magnificent. A hat is the thing to select.

The Stupid King desperately needed a chocolate bar that they would eat. It should have been a strange action, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar was the item that was selected.

The Stupid King always kept a pen that they liked to put down their trousers. This could be considered an exciting action, to many, but not to the King, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pen was the chosen item.

The Stupid King always carried a hat to put on his head. It is a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. A hat would be the item chosen.

The Stupid King desperately searched for a bag of poop to put down their trousers. It should have been a funny thing to do, to most, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop having that done to it

The Stupid King often carried a stretchman that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly curious approach to life, to some, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman is the thing that was chosen.