The Anxious King

The Anxious King often carried a cucumber that they liked to cuddle. This seems a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to most, but not to the King, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.

The Anxious King always kept a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally eat. It might have been a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

The Anxious King looked for a mug to put on his head. It might have been a fairly unusual suggestion, to most, but not to the King, who had decided it was sublime. Bizarrely, a mug was the item that was selected.

The Anxious King desperately searched for a pint of beer that they sometimes experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly new approach to life, to you, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea is fun. A pint of beer being the thing selected.

The Anxious King always carried a bottle of beer that they would often put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly curious suggestion, to my mum, but not to the King, who felt it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

The Anxious King desperately needed a painting of a melon that they liked to worship. It was considered to be a fairly surprising operation, to my grandma, but not to the King, who thought that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a painting of a melon was the item that was chosen.