Her Foolish King

Her Foolish King always kept a melon that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It is considered to be a bizarre operation, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who felt that this idea was epic. A melon was the item that was chosen.

Her Foolish King had a can of Tango that they sometimes experiment on. It might be a funny approach to life, to me, but not to the King, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.

Her Foolish King always had with them a sack of potatoes that they would put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary proposal, to many, but not to the King, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was chosen.

Her Foolish King desperately desired a stretchman that they would smash. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the item chosen.

Her Foolish King desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they would often smash. This could be considered a fairly funny action, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who assumed it was epic. Strangely, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was selected.

Her Foolish King desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they would demolish. It is considered to be a fairly strange approach to life, to my children, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. A painting of a melon being the thing selected.