My Bewildered King

My Bewildered King often carried a cheese grater to cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly original action, to you and me, but not to the King, who felt it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater is the thing to opt for.

My Bewildered King craved for a can of coke that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was a weird and wonderful thought, to many, but not to the King, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. A can of coke was the item that was chosen.

My Bewildered King wanted a big sponge that they would put on his head. This seems a fairly funny approach to life, to my mum, but not to the King, who thinks it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge being the thing selected.

My Bewildered King craved for a big sponge that they would put on his head. It would have been a fairly different proposal, to some, but not to the King, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a big sponge being the chosen thing.

My Bewildered King desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes smash. This could be considered a fairly astonishing operation, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was selected.

My Bewildered King craved for a bottle of coke that they sometimes break. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke having that done to it