Her Bum Loving King

Her Bum Loving King desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would insert somewhere. This seems an original proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.

Her Bum Loving King carried a radiator that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to most, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a radiator was the item that was chosen.

Her Bum Loving King desperately wanted a cheese grater that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to my children, but not to the King, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a cheese grater having that done to it

Her Bum Loving King had a toilet brush that they would experiment on. It is a weird and wonderful operation, to most, but not to the King, who feels that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush is the thing to select.

Her Bum Loving King desperately desired a tomato that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered an odd activity, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who thought that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a tomato being the item opted for.

Her Bum Loving King searched for a lava lamp that they would occasionally put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my mum, but not to the King, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. A lava lamp of all things.