My Unusual King

My Unusual King desired a melon that they liked to annihilate This seems to be a fairly unusual activity, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a melon being the chosen item.

My Unusual King owned a rubber chicken that they liked to insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly odd approach to life, to my dad, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

My Unusual King desperately searched for a piece of paper that they would often put on his head. It was considered to be an original activity, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who had decided it would be exciting. Honestly, a piece of paper being the thing opted for.

My Unusual King desired a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a fairly odd action, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who thought it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was selected.

My Unusual King carried a little monkey that they would sleep with. It should have been a fairly exciting undertaking, to you, but not to the King, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey was the thing that was opted for.

My Unusual King needed a pint of cider that they sometimes smash. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary idea, to my dad, but not to the King, who expected that it was in fact, epic. A pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.