The Famous King

The Famous King desperately wanted a set square that they would often put in the bath with him. It would have been a weird undertaking, to my mum, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a set square would be the thing that was opted for.

The Famous King had a rubber chicken that they would sometimes smash. It was a weird activity, to my mum, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.

The Famous King desperately craved for a stapler to break. This seems a fairly unusual undertaking, to my children, but not to the King, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a stapler is the thing to choose.

The Famous King found a custard pie that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly different action, to me and my children, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the thing to select.

The Famous King desired a pint of beer that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to my dad, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.

The Famous King always kept a pint of beer that they would often demolish. It should have been a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a pint of beer was the chosen item.